i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Alive.
So much puke
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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