im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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