with your own penis?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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