I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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