i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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