I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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