ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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