What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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