Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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