I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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