Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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