Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
