***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
