My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she told me i tasted like america
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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