Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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