4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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