I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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