Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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