I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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