He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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