have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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