so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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