Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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