omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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