I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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