Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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