She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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