hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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