Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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