did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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