You surviving the open bar?
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Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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