Hey man sorry I got all grabby
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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