like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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