it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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