There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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