making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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