I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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