TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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