I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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