Don't you send me to vm
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So much rum. So many feels.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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