1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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