Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Do vagina's smell?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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