VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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