bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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