When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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