i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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