Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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