I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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