Barsexuality is the new black.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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