Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Randomize
