Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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