On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Who died my cat blue again?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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