I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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