Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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